Publication of the Month 5

One more dip into the February Publication of the Month, “Borsetshire Bride and Groom” with the Bishop of Lincoln (“Are you getting a big enough slice of the wedding market?”) Here’s the editor’s choice of “innovative ideas”, written in his own distinctive style. First, roses, quoted exactly as written:

“our favourite foliage without a doubt is a bouquet entirely composed of roses clumped together and featuring one colour really tightly packed in with just a hint of greenery to embellish can be used to brilliant effect and will guarantee you look positively rosey all day long!”

Or, as if you haven’t spent enough already, what about buying a load of brollies to dish out for free?

“For all the planning in the World, (sic) you still can’t guarantee fine weather on your special day! Never mind, these personalized umbrellas are a super idea!” (Specially printed with No-one’s Gonna Rain on My Parade!)

Enough. Into the recycling bin with you.