Important Appointments 1

Our diocese is about to spend £55,000 appointing a diocesan stewardship adviser, to help us all to raise more money. Our problems in the Church of England concern too many clergy that we have to pay for, including those who are retired; and church buildings, of which we have a great number. So maybe if we invested fifty grand each on a Diocesan Assassin and a Diocesan Arsonist we might make some progress?