Saturday 27 June 2009

What I learnt from my radio this week

That the humanoid voice that does the announcements on trains and the tube is called Sonia. Because she gets SONIA nerves! Geddit? A good little piece on Radio 4 Today programme, about the introduction of philosophy quotations by tube drivers making announcements about delays, etc. "There's more to life than increasing speed" said Gandhi. "The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected". Does this help? Or does it make you "want to cave her head in", as one passenger said?

"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once," said Einstein.

"If things are not going well," said Arthur Smith, "Remember the words of Lothian Council; Mondays and Fridays are rubbish days"

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