It's French!

Getting the bus ready for our trip to the coast; which is why it’s grey and cold and rainy throughout the country at present; don’t book your holidays at the same time as us.

The Magic Bus is back from a two week stay on the forecourt of the people who sold it to us. We had a new CD player fitted, and the water pump on the domestic system replaced. That’s about two hours work. I know. I thought boatyards were slow.

I asked the guy several questions about the Bus, like
“Why is there an irritating whining noise when you turn on the lights?”
“It’s French”
“Why is there no intermittent wipe?”
“It’s French”
And so on. Each time the answer was the same.
“It’s French”

Sorry, France.