Friday 11 April 2008

A scheduling clash

Like the UN Secretary General, I have informed the Chinese government that I am not available to attend the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games due to a scheduling clash. I shall be attending my grandmother’s funeral that day.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

In disgust,I am cancelling my order from the Golden Dragon for chicken curry and fried rice, with prawn crackers which I was to have eaten on the Opening Ceremony.
Also I have six funerals booked at the Crematorium.

racingdemon said...

Ha ha ha!!! I love it!